Nov 21
Leslie - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: November 21, 2016
Leslie was just waiting for the right connection to someone to get her into the porn industry. And apparently my 3-line Craigslist ad and bare bones office in a shitty neighborhood convinced her that I would be it. Making easy money has always been on her agenda but she's not absolutely clear what would be required of her today. Leslie is at once secretive and oddly open. For example, she claims....
Jul 29
Tatumn - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: July 29, 2014
Casting Lesson, Part 345. Let's say you're a casting director for porn jobs. Whether those jobs actually exist or not doesn't matter for this tutorial. And let's say you're not into shitty tattoos on girls that look like they were drawn by an eighth grader. Now, when a interested lady sends you a selfie or two - and she will because girls take them all damn day long - , make sure you can see both her arms clearly. Better yet: talk to her on the phone first. Get a feel for her mental status. Otherwise you may end up with a half-sleeved, half witted, late stage wannabe rebel like Tatumn here. Since tattoos are now basically mandatory standard with girls these days, she may wonder why YOU don't look like a lifer at San Quentin. Do not say it's because you don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley. Perpetually unemployed High School dropouts who think back alley tats are art don't know what that means. Do not argue, justify, or attribute quotes to Kim Kardashian in hopes of bonding with the female mind. Just move on, fuck the shit out of the chick, and know she will never call to follow up on your job promise because airheads like Tatumn aren't good at follow up... or anything else that requires organized thought.
Sep 21
Sara - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: September 21, 2015
19 year old Sara has been with 1 guy in her life. One. And she just broke up with him. Compared with most other girls I get on the couch, Sara is basically a virgin. So color me surprised (not) when this cherubic cutie decides today to make the leap to becoming a pornstar. Making up for lost time? Ego boost? Whatever it is, I take full advantage of Sara's naive (but adorable) hopes for changing her life in one afternoon. Toys? Sure? Blowjob? Of course (and she's weirdly awesome at it). Anal? D'uh! Creampie? Yes, but in the ass. Because this one just doesn't seem...prepared enough to be on birth control before walking into a porn audition.
Jun 15
Theodora - I’d Willingly Pay You 18 Years of Child Support
Released: March 28, 2022
Before I get into my usual shtick, I wanna make a statement: If by the end of this week's casting update, you don’t think this girl Theodora is one of the hottest girls you’ve ever seen getting fucked on this couch, then you’re a goddamn liar. This girl is another great on a long list of greats we’ve had these past few months. There’s nothing I’m going to be able to write that’s going to match what you’re about to see. She’s 25, drop dead gorgeous and she’s got personality for days...
Aug 17
Aug 17
Ava - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: August 17, 2015
19 year old Ava might have the thigh gap ratio of a Japanese anime character, but her real asset is her unpretentious, try-anything attitude. And by this I mean she lets me fuck her ass until I cum. During her interview I envision speech bubbles over her head saying "please Sir, buy me a sandwich" and "what is eye shadow?". Technically still a teen, Ava's already smart enough to realize that the real money comes from doing porn, not diddling herself on webcam, which is how she currently pays her rent. Since I have no intentions of actually getting her paid adult modeling gigs, this won't change any time soon. But a skinny teen who lets herself get fucked by a cock and dildo at the same time, and loves kinky sex in her personal life is sure to find some other way to improve her situation.
Aug 22
Lilly - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: August 22, 2016
22 year old Lilly is a part time server, part time cam girl, and full time anal queen! Nah, kidding about the last part. Lilly did try but as apparently everything in her life, she half-asses (heh!) it. Look at that neglegted hair dye. More than roots are showing. Mismatched bra and underwear (to a porn casting!) Terrible tats in random spots, half finished. Barely any makeup. Apparently never...
Aug 6
Lydia - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: August 5, 2013
Jun 15
Corra - Pavlov's Cock
Released: March 7, 2022
We’ve got a real diamond in the rough this week. Our 19 year old waitress (again lol) is tired of that 9-5 grind. It’s a shame she’s got like 40 more years to go. Well she’s gonna try and use the cheat codes by taking some dick and skipping some of that grind. So here we are. She’s a very outgoing petite young thing with a boyfriend and believe it or not, she’s a real sex demon. After we get to know her a little bit, we get those clothes off and get a dick in her mouth… turns out she knows her way around a cock. That my friends is the best part of this gig...
Jun 15
Stevie - Her Feet Don’t Even Touch the Floor!
Released: March 14, 2022
We’ve got another fantastic petite treat for your viewing pleasure. Measuring in at a whopping 4 foot 11 inches this girl is the definition of spinner. She is proper cute as well. This itty bitty babe is here to try her hand at adult work. She's newly married and being a porn star is no issue for hubby, so we’re gonna put this little babe to the test. Right away she’s got one of the most interesting jobs I can think of in this day and age: She’s a moderator for the TikToks. Which means she’s the one banning your accounts when you post that crazy shit. Honestly, I felt like we could have just done a whole interview based on her job, but that wouldn’t be any fun...
Jun 15
Starlette - Breathe Through Your Nose When You Do That
Released: March 21, 2022
Hooters waitress Starlette is a special gal. She’s blond, pretty and being in porno movies is kind of a dream for her. We do our best to show this girl the ropes. When we get her naked, we see that she’s got a lovely body. I really was digging those thigh highs, so we kept them on. It’s kinda funny, but it wasn’t till like 3/4 of the way through the casting that I think she finally caught on to what was going on. She did learn some life lessons today so there's a huge positive, right? She learned to breath through her nose while sucking dick, makes the job more efficient right? lol...
Sep 15
Mackenzie - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: September 15, 2014
Mackenzie is a woman that only does what she wants, when she wants. But given those "holy shit!" tits and endless legs and ridiculously flawless skin, I take some of that diva 'tude. And anyway, she caves for the stuff that really matters to me, including anal. Yeah I know, I was surprised too. This is the kind of babe that won't give you and me a second look at the club, yoga studio, gym addicts support group, or wherever the fuck chicks like that hang out. But throw the promise of making some easy cash out and even amazons like Mackenzie take it in all holes on camera. Love my job, don't love her attitude. This one's a purely visual feast, best enjoyed in HD.
Dec 14
Bianca - The Head Doctor Is In
Released: August 8, 2022
We’ve got 21 year old Bianca today. She’s a young lady who works in an auto-parts factory which sounds horrendous. As a former factory worker, I KNOW it’s horrendous. So we welcome her with open arms to the iconic black couch. She a really nice and down to earth girl, seems like she’s just trying to make it, so lets see if we can set her on the right track. She’s got a killer body built for comfort, nice tits, and a great big ol’ ass...
Jan 3
Scarlett - How We Fucked The Uber Driver
Released: January 1, 2024
First off, we wanna wish everyone a Happy New Year! Next, meet Scarlett. She’s a 25 Uber driver and she’s a cool ass chick. She’s fashionable, she’s petite, and she’s down. She arrives in a super cool furry coat, and a really nice purple dress. She’s confident, and seems likes she’s having a good time laughing with us during the interview, telling us her sexy little secrets. It doesn’t take much convincing to get her out of that dress, giving us a glimpse of that tight little body. She’s got a great set of holes, and even poses it out a bit for us. She gets nice and wet playing with the toys, and even though she’s new to anal, she handles the butt plug really well. Before she knows it she’s down on her knees sucking my cock like the little nympho she is...
Feb 18
Feb 18
Leo - Backroom Casting Couch
Released: February 16, 2014
Fresh out of High School, barely legal Leo is so cute and agreeable, I don't know whether I should assfuck and inseminate her, or take her home to mom. Not both because I never fuck a girl in the ass until mom approves of her. It's a thing I do. Kidding. Anyway, I opt for the former because it's not every day I get to make out with a cute, normal, down to earth 18 year old, take her anal virginity, and pump an ambush creampie inside her. Leo(na) is fucking adorable, does everything I want her to, is passionate and enjoys sex. Her college recruiters may have called her a tease but honestly, this honeypot delivers just fine if you know how to push her buttons.
Oct 27
Scarlett Alexis - "They're Real and They're Spectacular!"
Released: January 31, 2022
This week we’ve got a real sophisticated kinda gal on the couch. Our 22 year old applicant is cool as a cucumber and twice as kinky. Apparently getting DP’d is just another Wednesday for her, which I gotta say I find rather hot. For her to willingly find two dudes to rail her holes without filming it or getting paid? That’s a real slut. With that preface, you know it’s going to be a good one. So we welcome her in and get this show on the road. She’s very well spoken, seems to be comfortable with most sex acts and likes being used....
Jun 15
Victoria - The British Are Cumming
Released: April 11, 2022
26 year old English musician Victoria has come to America in search of fame and fortune. That search led her right to our lovely black couch. So today we’re gonna get to know this little tart real well. Personally, I’ve always found accents to be really sexy, especially British accents, so I have to say this was a fun day for me. Something about the exchange of cultural ideas and bodily fluids really gets me going. Miss Victoria was pretty leery about this whole operation, I think that’s something that comes with age, however, it doesn’t stop her from sitting on that couch, answering our questions, and eventually showing us her ass hole. It seems like she’s having a good time vibing her clit and dildoing her butt...
